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Name Analasis! Hop on a cart, and let's go!

I thought: "How well do villain names match their personalities?" So, I hopped onto a name-analizing site and typed a few names in! Behold the results:

Hojo (evil scientist of FF VII)

Your first name of Hojo makes you extremely generous. You have a bubbling, spontaneous nature and a happy-go-lucky outlook which helps smooth the pathway of life. Also you are sympathetic to the needs of others. Interested in art, music, singing, dancing, and anything of an artistic nature, you could become a very fine performer. Your spontaneous expression stands you in good stead during arguments or debates, though you are perhaps too outspoken and inclined to sarcasm.

accuracy: 1 mile(s) driven of 10! Not very accurate at all, I'm afraid. Sympathetic? To their mutation needs, maybe! Sarcasm is on the ball, but the arts? Not so much for Hojo. He's a no-nonsense science guy; I don't know how well poetry would go over for him. Who knows.

Ganondorf (rightful emperor of Hyrule from Legend of Zelda)

The name of Ganondorf indicates you are a patient, meticulous person who enjoys working in a very detailed, systematic way, in such fields as mathematics, science, mechanics, computers, or engineering. You do your best work when there is no disruption, as you do not easily adjust to interference and changes once you start a project; also you like to work step by step at your own speed. Your infinite patience would allow you to develop intricate, involved skills to perfection. However, it is not easy for others to work and live with you as you deliberate so long in arriving at conclusions and allow small details to restrict your point of view.

accuracy: 5.5 mile(s) driven of 10! Stretch the imagination a bit, and it all makes sense! Link, the distraction of my Liege's plans, always gets in his way. He can't easily adjust from this, and thusly is defeated in a handi-cap match, which Link has been given EVERY possible advantage in. I'm not so sure about the patient part, or the meticulousness. Of course, if you think of his systematic take over of Hyrule and detailed planning necessary for siezing Hyrule Castle, it fits. Sort of. You make the call.

Sephiroth (super villain in FF VII)

The name of Sephiroth gives you the desire to meet and mix socially and to create congenial circumstances for everyone. However, all too often, you express yourself in a matter-of-fact or awkward way that results in your good intentions being misunderstood. If you are in sales work, you could do well because of your friendly personality, interest in people, and desire to please. You prefer situations that allow a degree of independence, but are not too demanding in work-load or responsibility.

accuracy: 4 mile(s) driven out of 10! If you count his Reunion plan as an attempt to mix socially, then it counts. It could be misunderstood as what your characters percieved it! (or maybe not...) Sephiroth is sort of matter-of-fact in expressing some things, but maybe I'm wrong on that. The friendly personality is really up to you to judge; I personally think Sephiroth just needs a friend other than Jenova to get along in the world. The last bit of analysis can go both ways; Sephy is pretty independant throughout the game, and he doesn't have a demanding work-load, but his past job as top-SOLDIER was doubtfully an easy-going position.

Jenova (evil alien and Sephy's half-mum from FF VII)

Your name of Jenova has given you a desire for self-expression and for positions that allow contact with people, free from the restrictions and monotony into which you are often drawn. Although you desire to be spontaneous and natural, you are often drawn into technical and methodical lines of endeavour and the practical aspects of life. You are friendly by nature, but you cannot enjoy complete ease in association because of a difficulty in expressing yourself.

accuracy: 8.5 mile(s) driven out of 10! Closest so far! Not sure on self-expression, unless killing the Cetra counts. Same for contact with people, but add on the Reunion and Sephiroth as contacts. I'd say Jenova was drawn into monotony with the extraction of her cells by Hojo, and when Sephiroth took her head she was removed, in a sense! Tah-dah! Her technical side could be the involvement with Shinra's science department, and the practicality her cell's use in SOLDIER! Jenova probably does have a hard time expressing herself, but I'm not sure if she wants to be socially active... :p

Rufus Shinra (vice-president, then president of Shinra Inc. in FF VII)

Your first name of Rufus has given you a practical, logical, analytical approach to life and a great deal of patience. You enjoy working at anything of a mechanical or technical nature, and believe that what is worth doing is worth doing well. When you are interested in a project, you concentrate all your thoughts on it and do not appreciate being interrupted. This name creates a deliberate and methodical way of thinking and speaking; it takes you time to learn but, once you have mastered a subject, you do not forget it.

accuracy: 9 mile(s) driven of 10! I'm impressed! I thought Jenova would take it for sure! Rufus is very methodical with his ruling of Midgard, Shinra, and everything else he owns, which is a lot! The Patience is definately out; he wants power, and he wants it now! I doubt he's a slow-learner, but he does retain information fairly well.

That's it for now! More to come! Post your comments/complaints/corrections/requests/whatever, and I shall comply as best I can! Enjoy, I hope!
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